Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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