Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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