i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize