Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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