But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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