it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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