everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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