Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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