I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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