Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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