Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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