Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize