That's when you crack a 10am beer
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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