Got a toothbrush?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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