Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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