ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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