I love having hate sex.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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