a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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