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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Someone just got laid.

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(516): View more from New York

The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.

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(509): View more from Washington

My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She wants to have naked weekends

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They call that free range vagina in France

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(404): View more from Georgia

I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day

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(516): View more from New York

Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future

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(206): View more from Washington

Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.

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Why is this not a picture message?

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(818): View more from California

Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.

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