Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
that may or may not have been my penis.
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