FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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