Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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