But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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