Your tits are I can't wait for
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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