perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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