I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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