Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i drank out of a bidet.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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