People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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