She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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