Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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