But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
