I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
