these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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50% drunk capacity currently
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.