if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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