Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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