he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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