Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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