we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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