Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
tell me about the eggs
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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