I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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