what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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