Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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