weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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