Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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