after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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