how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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