i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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