just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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