we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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