well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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