I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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