i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Your penis caused this!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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