need another drink. this is the easiest way
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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