Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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