Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
love makes seman taste better
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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