They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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