I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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